The U.S. tries to strong arm Iran by kidnapping its wrestling stars!!!
Fresh news people. It's fresh cause I got lazy and forgot about the blog. It was reported a few hours ago by the Washington Post that the U.S. had invited Iranian wrestlers to train in the states in preparation for the 2008 Olympics. Besides branding the nation an "axis of evil" the United States have been said to have had numerous secret talks with the Iranian government. Despite tension of threats to invade Iran because if its stubbornness to scale back its nuclear program, President Bush has tried to encourage contact with the Iranian public through cultural exchanges and sport.
Umm... what? Didn't this guy once called John Kerry a flip-floper in the last election? Well, Bush is the new John Kerry. Oh, I see what's going on! Instead of invading their country, we're gonna try what we did during the Cold War with Russia when we stole their dancing star, Mikhail Baryshnikov. I don't know though. That was Communism and this is the "Axis of evil" it's like a whole different ball game. I don't think getting a few men in tights to defect is gonna end Iran's nuclear program. But if you send Britney Spears and her jolly bald fat ass over there, it would probably give them all heart attacks leaving room for our troops to come in.
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Umm... what? Didn't this guy once called John Kerry a flip-floper in the last election? Well, Bush is the new John Kerry. Oh, I see what's going on! Instead of invading their country, we're gonna try what we did during the Cold War with Russia when we stole their dancing star, Mikhail Baryshnikov. I don't know though. That was Communism and this is the "Axis of evil" it's like a whole different ball game. I don't think getting a few men in tights to defect is gonna end Iran's nuclear program. But if you send Britney Spears and her jolly bald fat ass over there, it would probably give them all heart attacks leaving room for our troops to come in.
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Labels: axis of evil, Iran, WMD


4 Comments:
Wha?? I'm so confused.
- J
Interesting. Very interesting. I also agree that Brittney Spears is a bald fast ass. I wonder if they really will faint if we send her over there; I know I would
I was trying to make a joke that Baryshnikov's defection during the Cold War destroyed Communism and that the U.S. is trying to do that again with these Iranian Wrestlers. Dude, watch those "i love the 70's" on vh1.
hehehe thats funny bush has his moments time to time but don't believe every thing you read man :D
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